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Fumagazzi The Dictator
1 × 299,00€
Fumagazzi Chapter 7 – Bailout
SKU: FU015
For the real influencers, for the wannabes, for the influenced. AKA “the 7”, it’s hand-made by groundhogs on the Swiss Alps. Big, bold, very sophisticated, classy and of great taste. In fact, it could even be eaten in case of food shortages. It smells like milk chocolate and snow-frozen cow poop. Price tag: Few minutes’ worth of Tonga’s GDP.
1.699,00€
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Description
Stainless steel case – Satin finish – Diameter ø 47 mm – Case height 16 mm – Sapphire crystal, anti-reflective, scratch-resistant – Dial opening ø 40 mm – Printed luminescent Arabic numerals – Steel screw-locked crown – Steel screw-locked case back with sapphire crystal Valjoux 7750 Swiss Made movement – Automatic chronograph functions hours, minutes, seconds, day and date – Genuine leather strap, 22/20 mm – Steel buckle – Water Resistant 10 ATM – Weight 131 gr.
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