CUSTOMER REVIEWS

As soon as I put my Velox on the wrist, a Porsche materialized in my garage.

This watch is….Gorgeous ! I got it as a Christmas present, but I can write only today, because I couldn’t stop staring at it. Now I press “Enter” and go back staring at it.

This is my second Fumagazzi, and I’m feeling really happy and lucky. My only fear is that, driving with my arm out of the window, someone may cut it off to steal the watch…

After healing the lepers, brought humanitarian aid worldwide, resuscitating a crocodile with mouth to mouth breathing, and sewing a rip in the spacetime fabric, I was missing something special to be a real Good Guy. Now I have a Fumagazzi, and people finally Know that.

As soon as she saw me wearing my BOOZE DIVER, my girlfriend had the “Automatic Movement” to strip her slip off… hopefully it’s Water Resistant..!!

Who shall my Nigerian friends threat to have one ?

Now I know why God has made us wrists

After the Porsche materialized in the garage – thanks to the Velox – I bought a BOOZE DIVER: now I must find a place for the Red October.

I’m so much of a good guy that I got 2 Speedguns: one, I put on my wrist (proud owner of serial #143), the other one I have to pay to the police !!!! There’s no more Speedgun than that !!! XDDDD

I can feel the Opulence going thru my veins, just by wearing it !!! I’ve received my Speedgun here at the office, and after I opened the box, the company owners have immediately changed their mood. I’ve got a promotion and a new office. Many Thanks Fumagazzi !!!

Hello guys ! My Fumagazzi Velox is tremendous !!! I’m quite afraid to wear it, it’s really marvellous !!! Thank you for all this, Opulence forever ! Now I’m a good guy (maybe, hahaha)

With my new water resistant BOOZE-DIVER, now I can have a bidet, checking the seconds, optimizing time !!! Boooooossss !!!

With the Velox on my wrist, we go to parade our Opulence in the worst bistrots downtown !

I beg you, please ! I want to see it on my man’s wrist while he “handles” me !!!

It came booming like thunder, sudden as the lightning, dust and smoke all around (yeah, the FedEx driver got carried away too….). What can I say, it’s over the top !!! It exceeds my expectations in every aspect: Opulent, Bold, Superb. The “cactus” trident reminds that of the complimentary Maserati that comes with it, and that was parked on my front yard. Now I have to go, I must incinerite with high-beam flashes all those losers riding on the highway below 150Mph. I hope I can stay humble, but it will be hard… What I can promise you, is that this won’t be the last Fumagazzi of my collection !!!

Nope, It’s glued on my wrist and there’s no way to take it off !!!

A gal saw my Fumagazzi and she wanted me, right there, right away ! But I’m a good guy, and I have declined respectfully. (Easy, she was the ugliest one around !!!)

With these watches I’m elegant at all times: Cleaning septic tanks, going to gala dinners… they’re always fit for the task.

Fumagazzi top ! Since when I’m showing it off at work, I have been allowed a better car place, a spacious and bright office (even if I’m a metalworker) and a big paycheck increase, so that I can buy more Fumagazzis !
My boss asked me to get along with him, dragging sluts on his Lambo, but I told him: Nope ! I’m a good guy now !!

I adore my Fumagazzi “High-Seas Smuggler Diver”. I’ll test it in the bathtub during the quarantine !!!

Finally my wrist is complete ! But please, be honest: in order to contain all this power, is the frame made of Vibranium or Adamantium ? Anyway, the watch is fantastic and beautiful ! Go on like that !

I bought this watch as a present for my boyfriend, and when i say “working perfectly” I’m not kidding ! He got a speedgun fine just hours later. I hope there’s another Fumagazzi capable to win back some of the points he’s been stripped off his license…

Splendid, I can’t wait to go to Cannes to show off on the Croisette, and let’em feel poor !

I’d like to pass all this Opulence on to my son, my son’s son, my son’s grandson and so on until the end of times. Amen

Finally my Velox is here !!!!
I felt the need to put that much of arrogance at my wrist, and complete all that with my 550hp missile. No room for further fines. It’s fantastic. A distillate of Opulence !

I beg you, I want to see it on my man’s wrist while he handles me !!!