Fumagazzi Watches
LUNATIC, that’s what you are… Only two things may cool you down: a motorbike ride at sunset, or a peaceful morning spent fishing. Better alone, in both cases. Life next to you is a daily slalom between slaps and caresses....
349,00€
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OK, ok. I am your father. Are you happy now? Get lost and let me vaporise some planets....
299,00€
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The best handyman for every need. You call him for a broken tap, and he syphons fixes your wife's plumbing too!...
269,00€
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He can extinguish everything, except your debts. He is the master of fire and heat, never afraid to handle them. When the girls are on fire, his massive hose may not be enough to cool them down!...
269,00€
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Fuel for Skiers, the Italian Bombardino is “a creamy egg liqueur stirred into your brandy of choice topped with whipped cream and cinnamon”. Anyone fancy a glass?...
269,00€
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This Italian cayman escaped from the Everglades along with Captain Hook. Caimano is going to challenge another famous French crocodile, fighting for the top seat at the world’s most famous tennis and golf tournaments. ...
299,00€
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You've SERIOUSLY never had one? And you've ACTUALLY never been to Italy? Oh my goodness… Go home, do your homework and come back when you’re ready. Next!
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269,00€
The Unreachable Series
Gorgeous, magnetic, elusive. The most desired by the FBI and CIA, but not for their wrists. Dial in pure lavic stone, glass from Merlin’s Crystal Ball. When you’re wearing it, there’s always a black SUV in front of your driveway....
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No, I am NOT your father. I am just a watch, can’t you see it? Keep your hand attached to your wrist and leave me alone!...
Original price was: 299,00€.179,40€Current price is: 179,40€.
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Not gold, but whatever… all that glitters is gold. In facts, this is much, much more: it’s Fumagazzi’s shiny, quintessential Opulence!!!...
299,00€
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1.599,00€
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Ice and blue, like the faces of people onboard when you reach ludicrous speed....
199,00€
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The Contrebandier’s older brother: Harmful, Lethal, Automatic! It’s made to withstand the pressure of a fugitive’s life: high speeds on the road, full steam on the sea. It’s the best gift for a ruanway groom!...
269,00€
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For those who love keeping their hands either in theirs or into someone else’s pockets.
A model with a distinctive style, really chic. A real must-have, looks better with handcuffs....
Original price was: 199,00€.159,20€Current price is: 159,20€.
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The Dark Side of a classic: down to the bottom, and digging. This model shows you the way to a toilet when you need "to go" and the dive has just begun. There are so many thrones left behind, down...
Original price was: 269,00€.188,30€Current price is: 188,30€.
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Some people like to gamble and lose: it’s their problem, not your fault. Some people have their God's given talents: it’s a blessing you can’t waste. So if you’re able to play a 3-cards game with 2 cards only, it...
239,00€
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Some people master the arts of prestidigitation (no, it’s not about putting fingers where you shouldn’t). Others have the power to be in 2 places at once. But even if you have the gift of ubiquity, you may need this...
239,00€
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See them bowing at your passage, and singing your praises out loud: “Long life to the Ruler!!!”. Blue blood like yours, out of a royal lineage. Blue skin like that of your opponents, after the polonium-scented tea break you offered...
279,00€
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After having insulted people on Facebook, hated folks on Twitter, bullied teenagers on TikTok, shattered bots on “Call of Duty”, vandalized stuff on GTA, there’s no excuse: you let all the steam off. Now it’s time to get out and...
Original price was: 259,00€.155,40€Current price is: 155,40€.
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[If you wanna take my license, you gotta catch me first!]
For those who live & drive in the fast lane and floor it at the yellow light. For those who get their car seized due to an inch-thick pile of...
199,00€
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The ultimate pick-up tool exudes tons of sex-appeal, it's irresistible. For Left-hand drivers only: it’s designed to whisk away the cute McDrive cashier just by winking!...
199,00€
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1.699,00€
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So you bought a fake Daytona? You stupid, it’s a genuine, opulent Fumagazzi!...
449,00€
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After having insulted people on FaceBook, hated folks on Twitter, bullyed teenagers on TikTok, shattered bots on “Call of Duty”, vandalized stuff on GTA, there’s no excuse: you let all the steam off. Now it’s time to get out and...
Original price was: 259,00€.155,40€Current price is: 155,40€.
Fumagazzi Watches
This model is not a fit for everyone. It’s made just for YOU. Yes, YOU. It commands respect, emanates charm, and helps you rule over your neighbourhood’s plebs.
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299,00€
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Chill out in the bathtub with a Cayman!!!
This is a truly unique masterpiece, forged right under the Mariana Trench. With a Booze Diver on your wrist there's no need for lead belts: you’ll hit rock bottom just by wearing it....
249,00€


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