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Fumagazzi Watches
Tell your beloved one that you’d rather sleep, at night... She will find out that you do your best when the sun is up!...
299,00€
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“Things To Be Scared Of” Series
He lies under your bed, hides in your closet. He stares at you while you’re sleeping… You only notice him when he steps on a Lego in the middle of the night!...
Original price was: 229,00€.137,40€Current price is: 137,40€.
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“Things To Be Scared Of” Series
Shareholders told us they want to see BIG FIGURES, or we’ll be fired... So we put the biggest we’ve found, right on the dial. We’re not 100% sure they’ll be happy, though....
Original price was: 199,00€.119,40€Current price is: 119,40€.
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“Things To Be Scared Of” Series
Respect this timepiece that, regardless of its Navy Seals’ look and heavy duty materials, may be getting a bit old, puffy and out of shape. Does this remind you of some action movies’ hero ? You’re right. He can still...
Original price was: 229,00€.137,40€Current price is: 137,40€.
The Unreachable Series
Architects, Engineers, Scientists of the hoax: every day, Americans and Italian-Americans walk the extra mile every day to improve and experiment with new techniques. But in the end, everything goes down to...
1.699,00€
The Unreachable Series
The quintessential spirit of the American tradition, 50% ConMan, 50% Artist. If you’ve never heard of his masterpieces before, go and check his Wikipedia page!
When you’re assigned one of these models, it...
1.699,00€
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Fumagazzi Watches
It's designed to help you check the time when you're late, but it's also useful to scare those who want you to feel guilty about that. When your boss shows up with just another project with an impossible deadline, show...
219,00€
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Fumagazzi Watches
Master the art of procrastination, spend your precious time watching at your watch.
Catch every second, sharpen your sight, trying to spot even the most minuscule movement of the hours' arm.
Fumagazzi Procrastinator will convince you that "Watching the time is not...
219,00€
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Fumagazzi Watches
Did you ever notice that every watch is, basically, a countdown?
It shows you how much time is running through your fingers before you eventually die.
Creepy, isn't it?
Come on, we're joking! Enjoy life at its best, as if what we said...
219,00€
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Fumagazzi Watches
"CreamyPussy" - Named after the famous tennis champion and world-class fashion model Natalia Pussilova. This model is sold to members of her family only. So, if you received this present by a man (no matter if it’s yours or someone...
199,00€
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"BossyPussy" - Named after the famous tennis champion and world-class fashion model Natalia Pussilova. These models are sold to members of her family only. So, if you received this present by a man (no matter if it’s yours or someone...
199,00€
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"PiggyPussy" - Named after the famous tennis champion and world-class fashion model Natalia Pussilova. This model is sold to members of her family only. So, if you received this present by a man (no matter if it’s yours or someone...
199,00€
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The younger brother of the Fat Finger, he is just the opposite. A firm believer of minimalism, trying to fill in the tank of a 767 liner jet with a 50US$ bill, believes he can fix the state’s economy by...
269,00€
Fumagazzi Watches
If your favourite cartoon is South Park, and your favourite sport is Rage Yoga; If you spell curse words out loud exhaling weed, Al Pacino’s monologue in “The Devil’s Advocate” is your favourite, and you love Woody Allen’s punchline “If...
299,00€
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"TiffanyPussy" - Named after the famous tennis champion and world-class fashion model Natalia Pussilova. This model is sold to members of her family only. So, if you received this present by a man (no matter if it’s yours or someone...
199,00€
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Fumagazzi Watches
You see it, you smell it, you want it. it’s Automatic! (The watch, we mean).
This masterpiece displays your favourite hour (4:20) up to 2 times a day, or even 4 if you’re properly baked.
It has been given 3 names because...
Original price was: 299,00€.194,35€Current price is: 194,35€.
Fumagazzi Watches
This Italian cayman escaped from the Everglades along with Captain Hook. Caimano is going to challenge another famous French crocodile, fighting for the top seat at the world’s most famous tennis and golf tournaments....
299,00€
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The original name of this model (LGBTQ+xyz) indicates that it’s a time machine: a device much ahead of its time when it comes to civil rights. Having covered virtually all the finite possibilities of mixing mankind’s genders with "+xyz", in...
299,00€
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The smuggler drives armoured vans with bull-bars, and crosses rivers at night on a triple-300HP powerboat. He trades talc powder from South America or fish eggs from the Baikal for home-made American Bourbon and Brexit-prohibited stuff.
The Contrebandier is like the...
299,00€
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We sketched an Atlas of the World on the dial and… it’s FLAT!! Coincidence? I don’t think so.
Went fishing in Antarctica, and the compass points North under your feet? AHAAA!!! Coincidences, again?...
269,00€
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You can climb every mountain, swim in every sea, cross every desert. From wherever you’ll be watching, all black holes will look banally alike. So don’t waste your time, go learn to plug it the right way!...
269,00€
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It's in your blood. Every girl you see blows your mind, and sets your tool on fire.
Come on! You’d better learn a bit of self-control!...
299,00€
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You’re so hot that your genes are studied by the most important universities, especially in the campus dorms. Your Honoris Causa gynecology post-doctorate is well deserved. Remember that, for the DNA test, one hair is enough… don’t exaggerate spreading your...
299,00€
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This is the watch you deserve, for your courageous, continued dedication to the oldest, hardest mission on earth: Making a woman happy, and getting rich along the way!...
309,00€
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You know, it’s a dirty job, and someone has to do it. But you’re the top of your class, a real Senior ToiBoi, and this is your gear!!! Time exactly how long it takes for Mummy to fall asleep, so...
299,00€
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Always on your bedside table, it keeps vampires away. Don’t be tempted to use it to inspect the cleanliness of your hotel room… it works too well....
249,00€
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Truckdriver Vs Sexworker? Hey, they're both in a business, not in a fight! There are just so many dirty jobs on the road and someone has to get them done!...
249,00€
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As Dark as a Black Hole, as magical as a moonless night. One minute you're angry as someone who stepped on a Lego brick, and a minute later you’re quiet and peaceful as a panda cub. This is you. Well,...
349,00€
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LUNATIC, that’s what you are… Only two things may cool you down: a motorbike ride at sunset, or a peaceful morning spent fishing. Better alone, in both cases. Life next to you is a daily slalom between slaps and caresses....
349,00€
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OK, ok. I am your father. Are you happy now? Get lost and let me vaporise some planets....
299,00€