Fumagazzi A devil in the bed

Uncle’s Augustus’ favourite Headpiece is black and red like the night and the blood. Like the squid’s ink and the poppies. Black and red. Like some cat and some pussy hair. Like pepper grains and tomato sauce. Black and red. Like hell’s darkness and the Devil’s dress. Like Zorro and Sesame Street’s Elmo.

This is a masterpiece that magnifies your senses, it’s a multiplier of your loving skills. It’s not a vulgar “baseball hat”. It’s rather a handicraft made to increase your self esteem. If this model fits your head properly, it means that YOU:

– clearly do not bear horns
– during the French Revolution, you were on the right side of the fight
– will never be asked if you wear it to cover a bald egg
– are someone who doesn’t lose his head
– will gain around two inches in height
– may get a paycheck increase of 3% to 4%
– enjoy 2 more intercourses per trimester compared to the previous fiscal year
– may experience a growth of your southern peninsula of some 0.4 inches